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Seen on a T-shirt around Valley Ranch:




In some future season, the Cowboys will be decked out in throwback jerseys from the "Probation-Era."

Linus Dietert checks in with this Hot Sports Opinion:

The Cowboys will go undefeated on their own turf this year. They will lose road games in Washington and Philly. However, poor , poor Green Bay . . .

Opposing views welcome.





Kate Delaney, formerly heard on the Ticket, said if the Rangers didn't with the AL West, then she'd ride her bike to whatever city that did . . .
Well, guess what? Her bicycle trek to Seatle begins soon.
Your mission if you choose to accept it: Pick the spot where she'll pass out and quit. You pick where she'll crater out or come closest to it and get your own entry in the Tick-tionary as a Barely Official Ticket Spare (BOTS). Don't forget to include your name and e-mail address so if you win, we can get a hold of you.



Really shtickful entries get an honorable mention like this tidbit from Tickhead Brian Barnes:

"She'll get to Irving then call a cab, strap the bike to the hood, drive to the outskirts of Seattle stopping along the way to sample the finer Dairy Queens across the country then triumphantly bike a half mile into Seatle strangely weighing twenty pounds more than when she embarked on her quest."

But really, here at the Tick-tionary, we wish her luck . . . or at least hope she's not eaten by coyotes. Send Kate your best wishes.

DJ BoyWonder from the Lair Of Distinguished Gentlemen's Entertainment says this:
"There's one good thing about Dennis Scott coming to Dallas: It'll take some of police attention away from the Cowboys"

 

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