The Top 10 things defensive linemen say to get Eric Williams to false start:

10. Want a 40 ounce?
9. Run! There's a spelling bee after the game!
8. Nina said you had a really small penis.
7. Hey, is that Marty Griffin?
6. Look out for that dividing wall.
5. I know some underage, nymphomaniac strippers who like to be videotaped.
4. Two words: Ding-dongs.
3. Troy said he really likes looking at your big, sweaty butt.
2. Buffet closes in two minutes.

And the number one thing defensive linemen say to Eric Williams to make him false start is:

1. I heard if you jump one more time, they'll fire Barry.

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