Bob has emerged as one of the most loved figues in Ticket history.  In this humble scribe's experience, at every Ticket remote, the question is the same:  Where's Sideshow Bob.  In recent days, Bob has limited his public appearences to the Arlington area, close to the Sideshow Ancestral Home.  But throught the miracle of modern technology,  Bob continues to touch the lives of Tickethead and Ticket Chicks everywhere.

"Sideshow Bob?  Oh, yeah, I know him.  Every time I get on the internet, he's messaging me about the removal of various pieces of my clothing and wanting to know if I'm alone in the room -- Oh, wait! that's EXPO, not Bob.  Never mind."

Rachelle Hale
-- The Ticket Chick

The teeming masses of Ticket fan's aren't the only ones who feel Bob's power though.  The very Purveyors of Petrification are swift to acknowledge the might of the shtick Master.  His rapier wits and lightning-fast response to events in the land of the Little Ticket has made him a figure not only to respect, but fear.  Just ask Expo.

"What can you say about a guy who is so devoted to the Hardline that he will have soundbites on hardliners.com before there is an opportunity to incorporate them into the show?
I know....GET A LIFE, BOB!!!
Let's not forget the fact that Bob wants so badly to be a part of the Hardline he snuck into a group photo of the five of us. How sorry can you're life be if you have to stoop to such depths to make yourself feel good?"

So, it is on this Valentine's Day week, that we express our love for the man that we call Sideshow Bob, the King of all Ticket Spares.

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