| I'm not bitter. Really. I
have avoided the topic as long as I could but I'm tired of avoiding it now.
Maybe it's because every time I settle down to enjoy some quality time with my
favorite radio station, I hear this abomination: the nigh-ubiquitous "Dick
Ticktionary" spot. When it first happened, people would call me and
ask, "Are those your definitions?" and say, "That is so
cool!" At least they would say that until I told then that no, those
weren't my definitions and yes, they did just lift the name of my web site and
my intellectual property for their spot. I'm not bitter though.
Really. I remember some months ago when I sat down with Bruce, discussing
the possibility of taking over the Ticket's official site. Admittedly at
the time, I wasn't qualified to do that but what the hell, I tried. During
that meeting, we discussed the possibility of including exerpts from the Ticktionary
in the Guys' Guide. The only payment I wanted for this was to have my web
address placed under the definitions. When the Guys Guide to
Going All Around and Doing Stuff came out, I found to my dismay that my web
address or any credit to me was omitted. I immediately called Bruce to relay
my concern. He assured me that it was a simple matter of a printer's error
and it wouldn't happen again. At least not until the next Guys' Guide came
out. |
| Once again, my word for
word definitions were included in the Guys' Guide with no mention of where they
came from. I haven't called Bruce about either matter this time, though
I have considered calling a lawyer. Not that I'd seriously consider taking
any kind of legal action. I enjoy this "thing that I do,"
providing the 11.5 with all the Ticket-isms I can think of. I just fear
that if I took any kind of action, the mighty Susquehanna Legal Monster would
turn a baleful eye toward me, devour me and take my treasure. And I'm sorry,
I enjoy knowing that I am required reading to new Ticket on-air personalities.
I'm a little vain that way. |  |