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January 3, 2000 -- in touch -- Really, how can you not enjoy the attentions of thirty girls just on the peeking edge of puberty when you're skirt-hem high. January 11, 2000 -- no regrets -- You don't see people vandalizing farms because they don't like cauliflower. January 18, 2000 -- mailbox madness -- I'm sure it all had to be all my fault somehow because the other party involved is female. January 24, 2000 -- in the line of fire -- I dropped down and jammed the paddle of my stick directly in front of the oncoming skate blades. January 31, 2000 -- nice guy finished -- Being the nice guy is like walking through life with a "Kick Me" sign permanently attacted to your testicles.

February 14, 2000 -- v.d. and me -- I've seen strong men's hair turn white and brave men cry fretting over yet another one of these infernal holidays. May 25, 2000 -- back to one -- In the here and now, I'm scared shitless, but in a roller coster kind of way. June 6 , 2000 -- the answer man -- I was just blessed with a quick mind and just enough fashion sense to overcome the shortcomings of my physique. June 30, 2000 -- the skin trade (part one) -- Throwing caution to the wind, I reached over and planted a firm hand on the mound of flesh and gave it a playful shake. July 17, 2000 -- the dark knight falls -- The journey is ended. Let the journey begin.